I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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