doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
We need to rekindle our bromance
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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