we have pet lesbian snakes
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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