please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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