WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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