I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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