my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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