oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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