would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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