Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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