So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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