You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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