Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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