she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Everything about him screamed your future.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
did you just send me my own nude
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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