Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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