it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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