Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
North Korea, Best Korea!
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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