so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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