it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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