I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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