...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
