i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
i just google imaged poop.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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