Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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