My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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