I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
