is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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