even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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