So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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