ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
