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Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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