Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Just puked most of my soul out..
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