I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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