So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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