pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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