is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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