i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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