Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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