Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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