No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just gift wrapped bread.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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