I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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