After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
