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Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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