he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Congratulations! We have a period
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
