I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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