he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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