HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You made out with two different species that night
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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