We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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