so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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