YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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