Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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