it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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